Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Im part way to drunk.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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