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(256): View more from Alabama

You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

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Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass. (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years. (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that. (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham. http://tfl.nu/egwd

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(661): View more from California

Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC

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Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

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(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC (831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown. http://tfl.nu/up2g

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(847): View more from Illinois

chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.

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(847): chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc. http://tfl.nu/4h93

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(347): View more from New York

Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude

(650): View more from California

So your saying just a blow job?

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(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude (650): So your saying just a blow job? http://tfl.nu/cev0

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(775): View more from Nevada

A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.

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(775): A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins. http://tfl.nu/j7t3

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(845): View more from New York

If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?

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(845): If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one? http://tfl.nu/fmgu

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(713): View more from Texas

She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.

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(713): She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this. http://tfl.nu/8bwv

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(864): View more from South Carolina

For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.

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(864): For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser. http://tfl.nu/oknx

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(210): View more from Texas

We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.

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(210): We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do. http://tfl.nu/emf3

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(765): View more from Indiana

So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.

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And an everlasting friendship

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(765): So that's all you want from me. Easy ass. (1-765): And an everlasting friendship http://tfl.nu/o4sh

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(229): View more from Georgia

Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..

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(229): Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it .. http://tfl.nu/xli3

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(425): View more from Washington

I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy

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(425): I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy http://tfl.nu/ow8c

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(281): View more from Texas

You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror

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(281): You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror http://tfl.nu/4ds1

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(301): View more from Maryland

Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?

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(301): Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/e5g1

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.

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(601): Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried. http://tfl.nu/j3wq

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