i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?