if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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