fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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