she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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