doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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