Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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