North Korea, Best Korea!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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