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I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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