Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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