You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am puke
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
