Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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