I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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