Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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