; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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