how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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