Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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