break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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