I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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