Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
This toilet bowl is my home.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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