is your mom at the bar?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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