How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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