Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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