She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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