I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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