So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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