Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
