turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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