He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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