I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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