real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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