is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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