It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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