We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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