We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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