I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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