When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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