Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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