I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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