I want to make a zoo with you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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