How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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