We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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