and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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