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(817): View more from Texas

My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers

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(240): View more from Maryland

There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.

(443): View more from Maryland

So glad I found your sister.

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(971): View more from Oregon

the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?

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(917): View more from New York City

hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father

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(716): View more from New York

When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?

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(618): View more from Illinois

Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote

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(586): View more from Michigan

I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.

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