Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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