I hate all girls vehemently.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it