dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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