Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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