I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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