i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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