That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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