So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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