can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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