That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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