Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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