didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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