This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My feet surprised me
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