he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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