Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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